am i real?

sciure:

ao3 wrapped
-> you read 2,690,420 words, none of which are in the bible
-> your preferred genre is an abomination
-> you found one writer and read everything they’ve ever written…
-> …only to find out they’re into some weird shit.
-> and now you are too. congratulations!
-> the data we’ve collected has shocked us to our very core and we wish we hadn’t done it. we won’t see you next year. please seek professional mental support

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midasmemo:

I don’t know why this is so funny

+ 25792

emwheezie:

Cats with knives.

+ 54482

eternalfarnham:

pipermintz:
I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we’d have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going “I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them”

and then all the comments would be like “ girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀”
I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

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askinnyblackman:

i feel like 98% of my problems are caused by capitalism and the other 2% are caused by not drinking enough water

+ 32

orsanedraws:

the sketch was in my drafts for YEARS.

+ 4490

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catgirlforeskin:

adulthoodisokay:
baebees:
i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it
one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard
It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

bbyyygirl:

+ 1213

hauntedbythenarrative:

“Buried”, Not a girl, Ashe Vernon//Death of Sappho (1881), Miguel Carbonell Selva//Vengeance is Sworn (1851), Francesco Hayez//Plainwater, Anne Carson//The Unequal Marriage (detail), Vasili Pukirev (editor unknown)//Vesuvius, Amber Sparks//Lady Snowblood 2: Love Song of Vengeance (1974), Toshiya Fujita//Furious, Jade Bird//Lady Snowblood (1973), dir. Toshiya Fujita//David Foster Wallace//Mitski//Ira V Simon//Candle Clock Aflame, Takato Yamamoto//Tjawangwa Dema//Emily Carey and Olivia Cooke as Alicent Hightower in House of the Dragon//safia elhillohome is not a country; “haitham”//Monstrous Flesh: On Women’s Bodies in Horror, Rebecca Harknis-Cross//Kill Bill vol.1 (2003), Quentin Tarantino